Great ATC Quotes Part IV
Tower Controller: “BA356, proceed to stand 69″ BA: “Yes, Sir, Nose in or Nose out?” United cargo jet (with female pilot): “This is my secondary radio. Is my transmission still fuzzy? Oakland ARTCC...
View ArticleMy momma told me I could be a jet if I tried hard enough…
…but i only made it this far. Special thanks to Tjaša
View ArticleThis is one evil pilot
Flight instructor gives a hard time for the newbie. Brazilian fainting pilot prank.
View ArticleA Flying students’ diary
Week 1 Monday: Rain Tuesday: Rain Wednesday: No rain; no visibility either Thursday: Take instructor to lunch. Discover I don’t know enough to take instructor to lunch. Friday: Fly! Do first stall and...
View ArticleWhen instructors party hard at night…
A story from the late 1950′s Navy flight training at Corpus Christi, Texas. Instructors were known to party hard at night, even before a ‘hop’ the next morning. A common ‘cure’ was to put on the mask...
View ArticleStudent pilot to irate instructor…
Student pilot to irate instructor: “Think about it. I navigated through a boiling fluid swirling around a rotating sphere that is hurtling around a fusion reaction source at thousands of miles per...
View ArticleNight lessons?! No Problem!
A student was having difficulty with his landings. Seems like he would bounce it in every time. However, on the first night lesson, the student greased in all of his landings. Puzzled, the instructor...
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